We have all been there, embarrassed by what your cute, little, big mouth decides to share in public. Some of the things my kids have blurted out can make a nun blush. Kids are so very honest and I absolutely adore that. I guess all you can do is laugh.
The infamous truth telling and true questions?
Why are your teeth messed up?
Are you a girl or a boy?
Why is your belly so big?
What’s that on your face? *huge mole*
Mommy why is that lady wearing that? *pointing out bigger lady in shorts unbuttoned and belly shirt*
See mommy you can wear you pajamas to Wal-Mart. *loudly pointing out lady in pjs*
Mommy you buy a lot of beer.
My dog died. Well actually my grandpa shot him. *8yr old in the check out line.* The horrified look on the checkers face was priceless
Your legs are pokey. *while rubbing hand down my 2 weeks unshaved legs*
Mommy you have big boobies.
Mommy what is that? *pointing at my hoo-ha* I seriously wanted to reply that it was a cat (lack of time to shave) but then thought what if she wanted to pet it.
Bodily functions:
Mom, mommy, ma!*as loud as they can say it* I need to poop. Or I just farted.
Mom it stinks in here. *in the restroom*
*Still in the restroom laughing* haha mommy did you just hear that?? mom someone just farted!
Are you pooping? *yup still in restroom*
My dog always poops in the house. And my mommy gets mad at him. *telling bank teller and so kindly drew a picture of it at school for a journal entry*
My mom just had a baby. She pushed it right out her butt. *lady behind us in checkout line*
Yes, all of these things have been said. No, it doesn’t surprise me one bit. My children are very observant and honest, and in turn I have a great sense of humor.
Feel free to share some of your experiences of what your child has said.
Until next time, Cheers Bitches.
September 1, 2016 at 7:12 pm
Hahahaha LOVE IT! Pokes legs, technically it’s September, can I get away with saying summer has ended? #momsterslink
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September 2, 2016 at 12:39 am
First day of fall isn’t until the 22nd… I usually try to shave daily until then.lol. thanks for reading and commenting
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September 1, 2016 at 7:43 pm
I worked with kids for 13 years- they really give you a needed reality check when your ego starts to get away from you 😉 #momsterslink
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September 1, 2016 at 8:00 pm
When I first got pregnant with my son I had a neighbor kid ask me why I always wear the same shirt. It was because it was the only one that fit me at the time and I did wear other shirts. Shitheads.
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September 1, 2016 at 8:53 pm
They’re the worst!!!
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September 1, 2016 at 7:46 pm
LOL love it! I had a friends daughter ask for porn in the grocery store. She was about 2 and what she was really trying to ask for was corn, but just kept repeating porn over and over. #momsterslink
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September 1, 2016 at 7:49 pm
Buahahahah that totally reminded me of my oldest when she was about 3 she would call tacos cockos and talk was cock… hahahah
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September 1, 2016 at 7:54 pm
Love this, My son has begun coming out with this sort of stuff, we were playing a game earlier and he said ‘god, are you kidding me?’ when something went wrong, he’s three. oops. #momsterslink
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September 1, 2016 at 7:58 pm
They are little sponges crazy on what they pick up on and understand.
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September 1, 2016 at 8:10 pm
bwahahahahaha! Love this. Why did we ever teach them to speak!!!
#momsterlink
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September 2, 2016 at 12:37 am
We spend 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet. Haha. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 1, 2016 at 9:42 pm
I was on a train with my six year old last week. He needed the toilet. I had luggage and didn’t want to leave it and could see the toilet from where I was sat, so I sent him on his own. 1 minute later he pushes the button to open the door whilst still sat on the toilet to inform me (and the rest of the carriage) that he is doing a poo and there is no toilet paper!) Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
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September 2, 2016 at 12:35 am
Lol! Thanks for reading and commenting.
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September 1, 2016 at 10:30 pm
Classic!! So embarrassing! Those shared moments in the public toilets are killers! #FridayFrolicsd
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September 2, 2016 at 12:35 am
Lol. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 12:11 am
I’m am reading in bed while hubby asleep but nearly woke him because I snorted at the ‘pushed it out of her butt’ comment v funny. #fridayfrolics
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September 2, 2016 at 12:35 am
Lol. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 6:39 am
You really need to have a thick skin! #FridayFrolics
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September 2, 2016 at 2:03 pm
Oh yeah. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 6:56 am
ahahaha brilliant! The best one from my delightful older daughter was “mummy you look pretty…..from the back” She is 7 years old. Thanks for that #FridayFrolics
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September 2, 2016 at 2:03 pm
So honest huh. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 9:24 am
Love these – especially the one about there. My daughter doesn’t speak much yet, but I can’t wait to see what inappropriate things come out of her mouth. #FridayFrolics
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September 2, 2016 at 2:05 pm
Enjoy the quiet times with her now;) thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 11:42 am
My kids say honest things all the time. When it’s said to a stranger i’m scared to death!😦By the way, I nominated you for the Sunshine award! Click link to accept homemakersunited.wordpress.com/2016/09/02/sunshine-blogger-award/
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September 2, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Wow thank you so much!! Thanks for reading and commenting too!:)
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September 2, 2016 at 8:27 pm
You’re so welcome😊
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September 2, 2016 at 7:19 pm
Ooooh! I can’t wait to have my own stories one day!
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September 2, 2016 at 7:26 pm
Haha enjoy your time without embarrassment. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 2, 2016 at 7:49 pm
Love this! You’ll be glad you have them written down! Once the memory goes… #FridayFrolics #Momsterlink
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September 2, 2016 at 8:38 pm
Haha yeah I wouldn’t mind forgetting some of these. Lol. Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 3, 2016 at 10:10 am
In 20 years you’ll wet yourself from laughter!!! 😂😂😂
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September 3, 2016 at 10:12 am
Oh my boys had the ‘my dad farts’ conversations with doctors dentists and whoever else would listen.
The one that sticks in my mind the most is the day my eldest (then about 3) saw a policeman run across the road when the red man was still up. He shouted at him ‘You cant cross now, you have to wait for the green man’
The policeman looked sooo sheepish and mumbled sorry
#momsterlink
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September 3, 2016 at 11:56 am
Omg. Hahaha
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September 3, 2016 at 11:56 am
Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 4, 2016 at 9:06 pm
I have worked with children for 10 years and there isn’t anything that really surprises me anymore but this post had me sat at my laptop laughing so hard, and it’s because my eldest who is nearly 3 has said some of these! While we were at soft play he needed the toilet so I took him in the ladies and he did his wee and stood there whilst I had one too.. “Mummy, you doing a poo? You need a poo?” omg haha I totally get you, kids are brutally honest but you got to love them! #momsterslink
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September 4, 2016 at 10:43 pm
Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 5, 2016 at 11:58 am
Hahaha so entertaining #momsterslink
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September 5, 2016 at 12:13 pm
Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 8, 2016 at 12:28 am
Haha – love these! ‘Actually Grandpa shot it’ – amazing!
Thanks so much for joining us on #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time
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September 8, 2016 at 1:07 pm
Thanks for reading and commenting
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September 13, 2016 at 1:27 am
Ok, I could have swore that I commented on this post but I guess not …grrr…I have now read it about 3 times and it’s still just as funny the 3rd time lol. One time I was changing a tampon in a public restroom and I had Blaze in there with me and he was like “Are you putting that in your butt” really loud. Every woman in the bathroom giggled which I am sure they could all relate but I was still so embarrassed. Thanks for linking up with #momsterslink and as always I am behind in my commenting.
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September 13, 2016 at 5:03 pm
Omg I seriously almost just spit coffee everywhere!!!!! Hahaha Hahaha
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